ESCORTS - AN OVERVIEW

... Dio recounts an exchange among Elagabalus as well as the very well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Will not call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his doctors to provide him the equivalent of a girl's vagina through a surgical incision. ^